Monday, September 29, 2008

Hammymon's campaign

I stopped by the EarthDance bar to get a glass of Frey's fine Petite Sirah. There I found the Rastafarian Hamster soliciting a pig in lipstick for campaign contributions. I asked Jah Hammymon what his campaign promises to the public were and before I could finish my question he insisted that he was going to crack-down on bogarding offenses. He also expressed his eagerness to take the White House back to it's roots by growing some indica in the rose gardens.




















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Sunday, September 21, 2008